skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.
And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.